Meals on Wheels
Well I’m drivin’ down the highway at the speed of light,
transporting meals in the middle of the night,
van drive quick food keep hot,
old folk weep if the food be not hot.
I’m driving so fast that I’m a-breakin’ the law,
’cos I’ve gotta get a snack to Mr Michelmore,
Mr Saville’s waiting for his muesli,
and old Harry Seacombe wants his pie and peas baby now.
Meals on wheels,
Feeding the old folk night and day,
Meals on wheels,
Get out of my way
I’ve got a little oven and a couple of pans,
so I can heat the meat in the back of the van,
food get chilled old folk weep,
hence the oven - do you see?
Meals on wheels,
feedin’ the old folk night and day,
meals on wheels,
get out of my way.
Fast fast faster bring the beef you bastard,
for Paula Abdul and don’t forget the pasta,
I’m steaming like a bitch down the highways of hell,
when I pass you mothers I ring my bell.
Meals on wheels,
feeding the old folks night and day,
meals on wheels,
get out of my way,
meals on wheels,
get out of my waaaaaaaaaayyyyow.
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