Man With The Stick’s holiday
This year’s works holiday,
was two weeks away in Greece,
it was all arranged by Terry who gets flights cheap,
I did not find out about it till the day before they left,
no details on the notice-board I was completely in the dark.
When he got on to the plane his bag was full of heroin,
Terry had placed there the previous day,
he told him it was sherbet, and he ate the flippin’ lot,
his head swelled up and he farted and destroyed the flamin’ jet.
When I got back home,
my job had been taken by Terry’s brother,
and the bank manager had repossessed me house,
there’s a warrant out for my arrest, for non payment of rates,
no details had been sent to me I was completely in the dark.
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