Justice! Freedom!
We need to get our hair cut and time is getting tight,
we’re up in court this morning, and we’ve gotta look just right,
we up for spreading rumours that the Pope is getting thin,
we’re gonna plead not guilty but our brief says we can win.
Justice and freedom!
We need hair cuts baby, hair cuts at the speed of light,
trimmed snipped and blowdried maybe we will win the fight.
For justice, freedom!
Six minutes later my bun is nice and tight,
if the judge has any taste I’m gonna be all right,
two hours later were banged up in our cell,
how could this happened, our buns were looking swell.
We want justice! Flippin’ freedom!
We had our haircuts, baby, haircuts at the speed of light,
how could happened, these buns were really outa sight.
They were bright,
and almost tight,
they were right,
almost white,
like a pint.
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