I’ve got a new hoover, what do you think of it?
I’ve got a new hoover, I’m over the moon with it.
it’s got what can only be described as a headlamp on the front,
adjustable height and a low maintenance filter.
I sold him that hoover, it’s a pile of shit,
I sold him that hoover, what’s left of it.
It couldn’t suck off a fly from your carpet if it tried,
and the low maintenance filter, I lied.
So it’s useless is it?
Yep.
Well can I have my three hundred quid back?
No, I’ve spent it Vic.
What on?
A new hoover of course.
Do you still love me?
Yes, I suppose so
Are you still angry?
Yes just a little
Well you should thank your lucky stars I didn’t make you pay a delivery charge.
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