I love the smell of freshly crushed woodpecker,
oh look at the two of us,
I love the smell of freshly pickled and bottled Mortimer.
So come on, let’s have a look at it,
come along now let’s have a sniff of it,
come along now let’s have a little bit,
come along now let’s have a little bit,
come along now let’s have a little bit more.