I love the smell of Captain Scarlet’s head lice,
I love the smell of Noel Edmond’s highlights,
I love the smell of Meatloaf’s concert tights.
So come on, let’s have a look at ’em,
come along now let’s have a sniff of ’em,
come along now let’s have a little bit,
come along now let’s have a little bit,
come along now let’s have a little bit more.