I’ve given birth to an ape,
and you’ve given birth to a grape,
I’ve given birth to a tape worm.
So, come on let’s have a look at it,
come along Bob these are your children,
come along now let’s what else I have born.
You’ve given birth to a Ford Fiesta,
I’ve also given birth to Frank Bough’s wife Nesta,
and you’ve given birth to a horse drawn necklace.
So, come along what a lovely family,
yes it is Bob, a really lovely family,
but please Vic let’s not have any more,
let’s have a little bit more,
no really Vic, let’s not have any more.
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