There’s a type of cheese you don’t need a grater,
you keep it in your refridgerator,
it’s not really a cheese, it’s a residue,
ah, but a residue that’s good for you.
Cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
try it once and then you’ll agree,
that cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.
I think it’s the only cheese that lives in the tub.
What about Dairylea? Yes, right enough.
But I think it’s the only cheese that’s pure and white.
What about Wensleydale?
Yes, or Cheddarie Light.
That’s right.
Cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
try it once and then you’ll agree,
that cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.
Cottage cheese is normally associated with crackers,
or the centrepiece to a delicious crisp salad!
That’s right Vic! But, there’s a more sinister side.
Here’s Vic to tell you about it.
VOODOO!
Cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
Try it once and then you’ll agree,
that cottage cheese, cottage cheese,
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.
