Salsa.BORG.com/monkey wrote
We dont want to know bout ur bare hands ta very much I dont know what ur chattin bout and I dont wanna know. Hong Kong Ding Dong HELLO! R U mad? PLOSSUM!
hi!
Snoop Cocked wrote
Why you bugger, you had to mention their bare hands didn't you? I suppose you'd like to know if they use a pickaxe or bare hands? Well................................................................... ................................................................BARE HANDS.
MuffMonkee wrote
Top site. I stumbled across this when I should have been researching 16-channel multipexers. I hope you are happy knowing the failure of my HNC was due to me spending time learning these lyrics instead of completing assignments. I love R&M apart from the fact that they filled the niche I was destined for and prevented me from being famous. Still musn't grumble. Anway I'm ecstatic you have the time and inclination to assemble this site. I now have a larger arsenal of bizarre songs with which to annoy my work colleagues. Top work all of you. Anyway I must go and stop Jeremy Irons licking honey off the dashboard off my Austin Allegro. P.S. being a bit picky some songs are inaudible in MP3 format. Most notably cheese related songs, cottage and Wendeslydale.
Bob Toenail wrote
Where will this silliness end? I say bring back Bobby Davro the funniest man I've seen prizin' nuts out o' machine off pier end. Top site.
a scary/itchy hermit wrote
can i please resure you that i am not infact a vegetable. you got that? im going to sue you.
colnel chafinch wrote
a tip from the stout chafinch: never eat raspberries.
ed wrote
I believe the unknown lyric on 'Oh Mr Songwriter" towards the end is "Go twiddly twiddly dee, on your KORG" (a brand of key board". I also believe the children are the future.
reginald o'flahrity and jerimiah ramasheepsbottom, wrote
we in the village of lower-forskin have been visiting this site regularly snd we were wondering, which parchment would be best used when painting to identify different breeds of elderberry, be it canvas or be it toilet tissue? also we were beginning to wonder, if a tree falls onto a rather large rotating stote in the middle of the dead common forest, would the lice and weasils be able to hear it in the winters green of 75, near the orchard in where tinkers rucksack did once settle? ponder on that one. i bid you fair well my fruitcake. ps, i think your fandabiedosey
colin rimshaw wrote
reet ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, i would just like to ask a quick question, does any body watch catterick
i am gonna go to hollywood, i am am gonna be a big star.... and so on
shoe fluit wrote
parsnips, rage gooseberries and lime. wooooooooooooo. have you got any booze for baby?
u got any fags for baby
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