Chimney on Ya

What ya gonna do with a chimney on ya?
What ya gonna do with a chimney on ya?
What ya gonna do with a chimney on ya?
What ya gonna do with a chimney on ya?

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Country Style

We’re out and about in the country
We’re feeling good about each other
I’m listening to my Chumbawamba album
I’ve wrapped my beard around a mushroom
We’re having dinner with a very old lady
We’re living country style, country style, country style

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This song has been downloaded 2379 times and has received 74 votes.

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Donkey Derby

The day the donkey derby came to town,
the people came to watch from all around,
alas we didn’t see who won the race,
’cause the supergroup The Who swooped down from the moon,
and squirted tartar lemon in our face.

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This song has been downloaded 5409 times and has received 226 votes.

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The day the donkey derby came to town,
the people came to watch from all around,
alas we didn’t see who won the race,
’cause the supergroup The Who swooped down from the moon,
and squirted tartar lemon in our face.

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Frustrated by Weeds

As I gaze into a pool to receive a reflection of me,
I’m ultimately frustrated by the presence of too many weeds,
however much I try to push them aside,
they constantly return to frustrate me.

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This song has been downloaded 3624 times and has received 80 votes.

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As I gaze into a pool to receive a reflection of me,
I’m ultimately frustrated by the presence of too many weeds,
however much I try to push them aside,
they constantly return to frustrate me.

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Gérard Depardieu

I am me.
And you are you.
And you are I.
And I am too.
But, somebody obscures my view of you.
Really, who?
Gérard Depardieu.

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This song has been downloaded 3595 times and has received 70 votes.

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I am me.
And you are you.
And you are I.
And I am too.
But, somebody obscures my view of you.
Really, who?
Gérard Depardieu.

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Honda

We’ve just fell off a Honda.
My legs are in that tree.
I see you’re wearing those shoes again.
The ones from Italy, yes.

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This song has been downloaded 4466 times and has received 112 votes.

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We’ve just fell off a Honda.
My legs are in that tree.
I see you’re wearing those shoes again.
The ones from Italy, yes.

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Hotdogs For Sale

Hotdogs for sale!
Where, where?
Hotdogs for sale!

But where, but where, but where?
Over there by the beef burgers.

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This song has been downloaded 5887 times and has received 136 votes.

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Hotdogs for sale!
Where, where?
Hotdogs for sale!

But where, but where, but where?
Over there by the beef burgers.

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House on Fire

House on fire!
What kind of house?
Terraced house
Where abouts?
Sidcup
Pop Tarts on fire!
Arsenips!
Nuts and arse on fire
Dustbuster

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This song has been downloaded 2233 times and has received 51 votes.

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I’m Not Saying I Didn’t Love You

I’m not saying I didn’t love you,
or that I’m happy that you’re dead,
but my doctor did advise you, to keep a rifle by your bed.

I’m not saying I didn’t kill you,
but aren’t you partially to blame,
you gave me chocolate digestives,
when you knew I prefered the plain.

I’m not saying I’ll forget you,
but please remind me of your name,
my memory’s somewhat distorted,
since I became insane.

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This song has been downloaded 4847 times and has received 130 votes.

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I’m not saying I didn’t love you,
or that I’m happy that you’re dead,
but my doctor did advise you, to keep a rifle by your bed.

I’m not saying I didn’t kill you,
but aren’t you partially to blame,
you gave me chocolate digestives,
when you knew I prefered the plain.

I’m not saying I’ll forget you,
but please remind me of your name,
my memory’s somewhat distorted,
since I became insane.

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My Rose Has Left Me (part 1)

My Rose has left me,
I’m in a mood,
she’s gone to Kenya with the bloke from Allied Carpets.
She wasn’t immunised, that’s a legal requirement,
she’s increasingly slapdash,
since we bought that new hearth rug.

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This song has been downloaded 5747 times and has received 184 votes.

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My Rose has left me,
I’m in a mood,
she’s gone to Kenya with the bloke from Allied Carpets.
She wasn’t immunised, that’s a legal requirement,
she’s increasingly slapdash,
since we bought that new hearth rug.

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My Rose Has Left Me (part 2)

My Rose has left me,
I’m in a mood,
she went to Kenya.

We couldn’t have children,
that didn’t stop us from trying,
we were turned down for adoption,
because of her bizarre appearance.

Oh, Rose how we loved you,
but where are you now?
Alone with your salesman, you adulterous cow.

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This song has been downloaded 4370 times and has received 112 votes.

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Plate Fungus

I’m over here!
I’m over here!
And I’m up here so high in this tree,
oh my friend can you see me?
No my friend I can’t see you,
this plate fungus obscures my view.

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This song has been downloaded 3930 times and has received 56 votes.

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I’m over here!
I’m over here!
And I’m up here so high in this tree,
oh my friend can you see me?
No my friend I can’t see you,
this plate fungus obscures my view.

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Special Drawer

In our home, in our special drawer,
we keep all the items we adore,
yes, in a sterilised cabinet they are kept,
and the surrounding environment, regularly swept,
oh, they are little things tiny things,
like drawing pins,
midges wings,
and dew drops,
wasp plops,
a grass leaf,
babies’ handkerchieves,
and these little walking sticks.

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This song has been downloaded 3533 times and has received 45 votes.

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In our home, in our special drawer,
we keep all the items we adore,
yes, in a sterilised cabinet they are kept,
and the surrounding environment, regularly swept,
oh, they are little things tiny things,
like drawing pins,
midges wings,
and dew drops,
wasp plops,
a grass leaf,
babies’ handkerchieves,
and these little walking sticks.

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Treatment

I’m not saying I didn’t love you,
I’m just saying that I can’t,
until I complete my treatment,
we must remain apart,
I’m not saying when I’m treated,
I’ll be the man I used to be,
you’ll have to make adjustments for my new personality.
I’m not saying I’ll never love you or that our love will never be,
but until I get my mind fixed you must keep away from me.

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This song has been downloaded 3319 times and has received 46 votes.

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I’m not saying I didn’t love you,
I’m just saying that I can’t,
until I complete my treatment,
we must remain apart,
I’m not saying when I’m treated,
I’ll be the man I used to be,
you’ll have to make adjustments for my new personality.
I’m not saying I’ll never love you or that our love will never be,
but until I get my mind fixed you must keep away from me.

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