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question from poultonator

Philip you must help me… i believe that when visiting that local argyle toffee shop, i think i was bitten by a tuk tuk shizzlewimp. I am so scared cause i know not of the side effects, nor what will happen to me . PLEASE help me !!!

Your eyes will fry, your head will lie and your tongue will die. Those who frequent toffee shops deserve the pain. Tsk!

This question was asked on 5 June 2002 and answered at an unknown time.