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question from Graeme Poulton

when i was in the bath cleaning under my armpits, i found an angry bunch of aphids, what must i do to remove them, every time i try they sing abusive songs at me, help me im trapped !!!!

Without the full details of the abusive songs, I can’t really do anything to help. Get your local ombudsman to get a recording of their musical insults, and send it along with four tokens and a cheque for €5 to the usual address, and I shall make a full solution known then.

This question was asked on 7 February 2002 and answered at an unknown time.