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question from Liam Stewedrat

philip please help i have found recently that my foot has become inadvertedly attached to a box of free reange eggs. unfortunately the eggs have creack and beigin to smell. please help me.what should i do?

Bring on the ladies! Fact: The female humans (I am told, I’ve never met or seen one out outside of a “textbook”) are irresistibly attracted to the sweet scent of rotting, leaking hen’s eggs. Put on your glad rags, a fresh pair of open sandles, and let the women sniff you out.

This question was asked on 7 February 2002 and answered at an unknown time.