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I believe my cat and fish are romantically involved. Should I wonder at the seemingly innumerable obstacles overcome to consummate this union, or should I just be happy for them and arrange the wedding if they should be so inclined?

That fish is a hussy, a tramp, a floozy and a no good painted Jezebel to boot!

However, if your cat has found its one true love in that tainted mollusc, I say let the two of them be. Let a smile be your umbrella, and let my people free.

Wedding plans are a difficult matter, and ones which should be discussed with your local haberdasher.

This question was asked on 1 February 2002 and answered at an unknown time.