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Why are men so fascinated with lesbians, and lesbian porn?

Lesbians have within them all that is pure and true, untainted humanity straight from the bosom of the goddess Tracy. All those who seek them out, clothed or nay, seek understanding of what it is to exist - in its rawest form.

As for pornography, I’m fairly sure most men would rather be watching Ready Steady Cook, or perhaps Dad’s Army. Short in the girl on girl department, but swarthy and manly all the same.

This question was asked on 22 November 2001 and answered at an unknown time.