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question from sam parkins
philip, carpet makes my feet melt in an ice like fashion. what is the cure for this choripodimeltyfootsy problem
You clearly suffered a terrible childhood soldering iron trauma. Possibly at school or in the sweat shop your uncle Jed runs, just outside of Diss.
Making dangerous toys for kneeless orphans is not a healthy thing for anyone. To overcome this you must, must, must seek professional help - A carpenter or architect would do, or perhaps a Major or Colonel in the RAF.