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question from Liam Stewart
Philip, how does one look so devastatingly cool that they can easily get into their local branch of the fashion shop known as ‘The Post Office’ without getting queer looks and jeers???
The Post Office, a joint venture by Ronnie Biggs and the late Richard Branson, is slowly being turned from a high class boutique into a seedy stamp zone, filled with old women hungry for envelopes, green shield stamps and road tax exemption forms.
This new culture of crimpled skin and stale eyes gives rise to name calling and pointing at us fashion renegades by the dying. But stand true. Let not their pokes and wretched lies cause you to flinch in your task of procuring a nice new frock and natty accessories.