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question from Meester Feen

Where do they find all these swedes?

They find them wrapped in plastic, at least that’s how it was before these enlightened days of new fangled computers and this internet thing I keep hearing about.

Thousands of stubby fingered vixens would pack tens of copies of “Scandinavians Monthly - Incorporating Swedes weekly and Norwegians Quarterly” for the likes of you. Now all it takes is a shuffle through the likes of Google and you have dozens of arian goddesses waiting to read choice passages from C&VG while you stuff your face with batteries.

Your obsession for the easy life makes me sick. Get out of my bread shop, heathen!

This question was asked on 20 July 2001 and answered at an unknown time.