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question from Eve
i’ve been told that it is only moral to slaughter the brethren of spork on mondays and only mondays. my great need to terminate the existance of one such creature prompts me to ask god’s permission. unfortunately (given that i do not believe in such an object), god isn’t answering. so i turn to you, O Wise One. would it be dreadfully unethical to murder the formerly mention on friday? -and if so, what is the penalty of such an offense?
The unholy fellowship of any combination of two or more items of cutlery should be cast down on sight, irrespective of the day, time or even weather. Go unto your task with unprecedented vigour, my child.