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question from Terry Bowe

What can be done about mad Spanish bitches who won’t keep doors or legs in a closed position?

Doors can be held in place via judicious use of heavy springs to snap those darn hinged beasts back into place, at a minor and slight risk of crushing. Legs can be restrained in a similar fashion, but that make walking a tad more difficult. However, the point is moot as springs have been banned in Spain since 1537 on account of a love in with the then arch bishop, Elvis Presley (no relation).

This question was asked on 7 October 2000 and answered at an unknown time.