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question from pooh bear
What excuse did your parent give you for actually bearing you?
I was not as much born as devised. I am a governmental plot to make all coffee in the land taste almost exactly like ham, but still ever so slightly coffee like. Fans of the black piss oil everywhere will not know what to do with themselves! See how they look into the deep bean juice with a “Ham, surely not?” expression stamped on their wrinkled face.
Unfortunately, with a shift in policy since the New Labour crowd got in there is no longer any use for cynical incompetent or arrogant presumptions.
Honest.