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question from Jim

Evil Willow or Good Willow? and Buffy or Faith?

I undertook a similar query during my recent run in with the fuzz, AKA the pigs. Upon the answer-sound departing my scruched up lips, I was taken away by a masked doctor*, injected with some kind of chemical, and locked in a dank cell for a week with no food, air or daytime television. Do not expect me to repeat the same error a third time.

* Masked as the doctor was, there were a couple of telltale signs about his/her occupation. The stethoscope, white coat and a portable flashing yellow neon sign with the words “I AM DOCTOR” hanging above the medical practitioner’s obscured head.