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question from Due to the sensitivity of my question, I shall remain anonymous!
Would it be immoral or immortal of me to call you Due? Or are you being a bit of a traditional stick in the mud* and going to insist on Ms anonymous! today? You make me sick, you really do. With your coconut sponge cakes and stolen kisses. I know about those kisses, and your kiss box. I’ve seen you delve into its mucus covered depths and bask in the damp flesh synchronicity while you dream up schemes for ITV sitcoms with a budget of £17.50 a show.
To answer your query, a gander always minces when goose searching. It’s all to do with the plumage. So never.
*That being a stick in the mud about tradition, not someone who is a stick in the mud, and follows the 14th century method of mud sticking (in). For more information about mud, and the sticking in thereof, seek out my book “Mud: It’s bombastic and fantastic” from all good bookshops. And Amazon.