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question from Fisheye

I find that while engaging in uphill gardening pursuits during the summer months, I often end the day with a severe burning rash on the back of my neck, and sometimes on my buttocks. What would this ailment be? And is it likely to be fatal?

Get away from me, you one eyed freak! Gardening has long been an indoor pastime, ever since Michael Gambon was diagnosed with “painful bum cheeks” after sitting on a really big spike. In his garden.