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question from Poltergoose

Why do mushrooms taste equally as disgusting as courgettes? And why do people see fit to make them into a disgusting fucking ‘dish’ called ratatouie?

Being a friend to all vegetables, including members of parliament, I find your comments offensive. One of these days, the flora kingdom will rise and grasp its fateful destiny. Oh, you can mock now, but when these slumbering giants rise like the morning sun you will curse your petty insubordination.
And Ratatouille prefers to be called a “platter”.