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Why must you always rub your inner thigh?! And I demand a sufficient answer this time!

My family of moles, who live in my right thigh have recently been redecorating, with a little help from everyone’s favourite floppy haired foppish interior designer, Lawrence Lowellyn Bowen. It is a constant fight between my hands and a truckload of MDF, lace cuffs and terrible paintwork.

This question was asked on 9 April 2000 and answered at an unknown time.