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question from David

is it because I lied when I was seventeen?

It’s more to do with your deeply unpopular political views. I think your biggest mistake was going to South Carolina (It’s in America. Another gubbins experience first for education!) and claiming that communism is great and the locals could fight you to decide whether you were correct or not. Still, I’m glad you won. Using napalm was a stroke of Vietnam inspired genius.

This question was asked on 5 April 2000 and answered at an unknown time.