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Women; why precisely must they be like that?

Some would say it’s genetic, some hormones, others simply cause they can be. Personally, I think it’s because you let them act that way. You make me sick with your flapping skin, mumbo jumbo attempts at voodoo and lack of respect for dental surgeons everywhere.
This answer was sponsored by Ricki Lake.

This question was asked on 18 January 2000 and answered at an unknown time.