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question from He-Who-Can-Not-Be-Named

What is the secret ingredient in your prize winning omlets?

Get a tablespoon of ground nut oil per serving, add a dash of salt and par… Wait just one stinking minute! My secret ingredient, you say? Why, that is something completely different. And I won’t tell you what it is, no way! Now get out of my sight, or I’ll get the FBI around like a shot.

This question was asked on 2 January 2000 and answered at an unknown time.