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question from Richard Head
Why am I always mysteriously drawn to this place whenever my inner child forces me to look beyond the usual venues for answers to questions regarding my existence? And another thing, what if I ate lots and lots of muffins and got really, really fat? Would I still have a special place in your heart? And what effect is that gonna have on the market?
Your inner child is playing some horrid game with you. It’s trying to provoke you into an armed conflict with some communist nation, perhaps America. I would trick it into a sense of false security (rather than the more common false sense of security) by watching Dances With Wolves from another room. When the child attempts to work out why, quickly bludgeon it.
As for the muffins, well, if that were to happen I would have to disown you. My shallowness extends even further than you had previously suspected. Oh, and you should know by now that the market moves fast and wild. Always.