mousehands : ask philip

I picked it out of a catalogue a few years ago. Vain as it might appear, having a nose shaped like Richard Nixon is not something that I could deal with. The mocking from the local clergy! “Nixon nose boy, Nixon nose boy” they would cry, sometimes interrupting a christening to do so. In the end I plumped for “sexy nose #57” which was claimed will give me a roguish appeal to the ladies. Which ladies I don’t know, but look forward to finding out.