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question from Ruby Powr’fulltel’escope

Can Simon Amstell carry Buzzcocks with Lammar’s Disembodied arseholishness slowly cranking up the nasty in his curly gay-head?

Also, How many men died in 1986?

Your first question is only of interest to seven people, other than you. These people are all Heat staff writers, layout artists or the mentally ill. For all your sakes, sever your ties (bow, neck, cravat, silk square: it matters not) with all comedy panel shows. They are eating away at your soul and you will be destroyed.

Ah, 1986. The time of wide shoulders, mobile phones the size of a small fridge and pastels for everyone. It’s a fact, hidden by the Illuminati, that no men died in 1986. However, every woman did. If you ever meet a lady claiming to be over the age of 22, treat them with contempt and suspicion.

This question was asked on 27 January 2007 and answered 1 year and 1 month later on 28 February 2008.