mousehands : ask philip

Delilah Smith, Delia’s half-sister of whom she doesn’t like to be reminded, can’t cook. She really is useless in the kitchen, at the cooking. Put her on a unicycle, and that’s a whole different matter. It would have to be a big kitchen with a lot of floor space and a very high ceiling, of course.

Okay, forget the kitchen.

In a unicycling and juggling contest, Mrs “I’m so great I only need a first name and I’m in the dictionary” Delia would look like the chump she truly is.