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question from James

How many calories in a mouse

While I am not in a position, from a legal standpoint at least, to give an exact answer to this, I can say it’s somewhere between that of a small hazelnut and a woolly mammoth. Mice, do, indeed, provide a tasty snack for all those waiting for a train or in need of a small meal to keep you going until elevenses.

A more relevant question would be to enquire how many Carolines in a mouse. There are three.

This question was asked on 14 December 2006 and answered 1 month and 1 day later on 15 January 2007.