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question from *Asterix* of the genus cheesus felinus neuroticus
Since CHEESE is the all governing force what room does that leave for bacon bits and sour cream? And why doesn’t Bob know of this?
Bacon bits and sour cream can sod right off, cheese is the premier foodstuff known to humankind. It’s a little known fact that cheese was invented in 1937, a by-product of the germ warfare boom, by Albert Hoffman, more famous for synthesizing LSD. However, with a child’s chemistry set and a lot of care, you can process some cheeses into mind bending chemicals. The exact details are a closely guarded secret by Glaxo Wellcome.
Bob knows all, you infidel. Never question him again.