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question from Richard Head

Why are you so sexy? And more importantly, why am I?

My sexiness has been achieved by years of selfless sacrifice, hard work, a keen eye and plenty of female hormones stolen from research labs from all across Europe I have no idea why you’re so sexy, living in that fetid pit surrounded by dismembered corgis and old copies of Hello! That being said, nice one son.

This question was asked on 2 November 1999 and answered at an unknown time.