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A shit writer eaten by his own biro, poetic justice.
A woman who had avoided falling in volcanoes all her life, falling in a volcanoe, a bitter and flaming irony. Mel Smith playing a dodgy bar owner in an ITV thing, serious miscasting. Chris Moyles. These are some bad things, could you tell me what some good things are beacause Im starting to forget.

Here is an exhaustive list of goodness in the world, as of… wait for it… wait… hang on… just a second… almost there… now!

- Steve Guttenberg with an ingrown toenail.
- Suggs, jugs and mugs (only when combined).
- Kangaroo courts, featuring possum barristers and wombat ushers.
- Socks.
- Yoga fire.
- Kimi Räikkönen giving an interview.

This question was asked on 31 March 2006 and answered 1 month and 4 days later on 4 May 2006.