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question from Charly Sundberg
What’s the proper way of dealing with evil former girlfriends?
The same way you deal with evil spirits, for instance, the terrible demon Ranchar, Scented Fiend Who Lurks In Shadows. Draw a 2m circle and pentagram in fresh owl’s blood and place a lit candle at each corner. Turn off all other sources of light, such as Mick Leigh or rotten milk. Now chant the Rick Astley song “Strong Strong Man” backwards, three times. By morning, your problem should be solved.