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question from The Regrub Kid

Oh, doctor, is it time for my medication again?

Oh, patient, I do believe it is.

You’re clearly suffering from the following conditions:

- Flappy hands
- Severed retina
- Helium fingers
- Jimmy nails
- Jacques Villeneuve’s Shame

My main concern is the complications resulting from an operating to remove Lemmy’s half pipe from your ankle.

This question was asked on 14 January 2006 and answered 3 months and 2 days later on 17 April 2006.