mousehands : ask philip

There is a limit to what one person can achieve in this life, and it is both my gift and curse that I am the one to judge this. After the big haired, aviator glassed marvel that was Knightrider, seedy crooning German rock star and large chested fest of Baywatch, I felt some one else deserved the highlife. Consider poor S. Guttenburg, living in a Moscow gutter since Coocoon: The Return, thinking of past glories and damning his decision not to “star” in Short Circuit 2. Now, it’s his turn. But fear not, you’ll be invited to the ceremony where he is due to be crowned Earl of Swindon.