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question from danicakes

i recently received an awful haircut. i look like i’m wearing a jackie onassis wig. am i going to die alone?

Being a bouffanted lady never stopped Jackie… Oh! from being a beloved member of the glam rock band Slade. Noddy Holder didn’t die alone (or indeed at all), suggesting of course that having a beard can lead to immortality, and the same can be argued about a less than stellar hair event.

It seems to me that the only ways to die alone are to be alone in life, and read the gubbins experience.

This question was asked on 30 October 2005 and answered 4 months later on 29 March 2006.