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question from danicakes
i recently received an awful haircut. i look like i’m wearing a jackie onassis wig. am i going to die alone?
Being a bouffanted lady never stopped Jackie… Oh! from being a beloved member of the glam rock band Slade. Noddy Holder didn’t die alone (or indeed at all), suggesting of course that having a beard can lead to immortality, and the same can be argued about a less than stellar hair event.
It seems to me that the only ways to die alone are to be alone in life, and read the gubbins experience.