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question from Kevin Federline
How waspish do you think I should be?, also since Ive not asked much of you recently (I was trapped under this thing for ages, then I wasnt, but then I was again) Do you think I could kiss you a little bit? or will a handshake and a coy smile be super?
(this question was brought to you by a newly formed economy of language and the ten minutes it takes my sunbed to heat up)
(this question was brought to you by a newly formed economy of language and the ten minutes it takes my sunbed to heat up)
You’re quite forward, for someone who is risking dry, leathery, cancerous skin. While being fondled in the arm-stump area by a gnarled hand does have a certain wiry appeal, and is the least tender of the options available, I must politely decline.
It’s not the most offensive transgression ever to take its rightful place on the hallowed pages of Ask Philip, but at the same time, some from a waspish fellow such as yourself I can’t help but feel like Paul Burrell has just made off with some private letters.
Exactly how waspish, though? After this, probably many waspish.