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question from Annette Summers

Hi Philip i think u r sssssssooooooooooooooooooo fit and georgeous and i was wondering if u r single would u like to come out wif me sometime. Anyway gotta go see u l8r, love u lots, ur favourite lover Annette Summers x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x xx x x x x x x x x x x xx x xx x x xx x x x xx x x .

I am a very attractive man, thank you for giving me this brand of attention that has been sadly lacking in the realms of AP over the years. My physical attributes have been cause of much ceremony lately, with various people seeking my out in such guises as, but not limited to: shirtless, naked and dressed as an Elizabethan merchant.

But I must crush your heart in my exquisitely manicured hand. You are not my favourite lover. There are many. Bernie, who may or may not be my girlfriend (though you’re all invited for a weekend at her abode), Nik is also high on my list.

I’d love to go out “wif” you. But you didn’t leave any details! An email address, mobile number, PO box. This is your chance to finally make it as my favourite lover, don’t let it fall through your fingers like a lot of damp sand.

This question was asked on 7 May 2005 and answered 6 days and 5 hours later on 14 May 2005.