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question from Ratan

I’m bored between classes, on campus and have no access to MSN.

So, the question that needs to be asked is thusly. Why did the homeless man freeze to death instead of sleeping on a heating grate?

Homeless men are notoriously stupid, otherwise they would have homes. Unlike certain Japanese monkeys, they are incapable of realising that heat is warmer than cold. As you are no doubt aware, these apes of the rising sun regularly sit in the hot springs to keep away the fierce winter cold.

Do you hear me, homeless? Even monkeys are better than you, and they lack even the most basic notions of duck down quilting and bedsocks.

This question was asked on 10 February 2005 and answered 1 month and 3 days later on 30 March 2005.