showing question #150
question from Mrs Mittens
Angela Lansbury has the sort of face that needs a good slap. Therefore by showing Murder She Wrote week day afternoons, the BBC are encouraging violent tendancies from the licence fee paying public which just cant be right. That said, my question is: Would you say a cat with a head that is clearly too small for his body is a genetic mutant or just a freak of nature. A pinhead if you will.
Your pre-question statement gives me pause. While it is not well known outside of Shropshire, Ms Lansbury was the first ever pinhead; a feat not since matched.
Her genes were spliced with that of Mister Mittens, the second greatest cat ever to have held office of school inspector general and heir to the throne of Bristol-under-thyme. Nature, sadly, had little to do with MM’s pinhead condition and while they denied all involvement Huntingdon Life Sciences were also unaware of this breakthrough.
Work is currently under way to create a new pinhead kitten with a face even smaller than Angela herself. Keep your eyes firmly on the gubbins experience for news as it undresses.