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question from Huckley Shebang

I have the pain in lower legs (feet) can I be helped of you. no? please exuse my english, I am being turned into the foreign by wolves.

All I can suggest is to rub elk juice into your eyes. This should reduce the pain and give you a new perspective on the reuse of plots in Eastenders. I do empathise about the attack of the foreign, or to give its technical name - Daily Mail Syndrome.

This question was asked on 8 June 2004 and answered 3 months and 6 days later on 13 September 2004.