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question from Casper Moriarty

Some Egyptians were very tall and others very short this is true of many people, so why does Justin Hawkins claim parts of my garden as his own?
Also, What do you see when you turn out the light? If its the Darkness, can I have one of them for some light farm work?

As a country with a long and dubious history, the UK has some strange laws. Most involve ducks and their ownership of cattle or peasant’s teeth, but sometimes spandex is the focus of this archaic legislation. Under the Spandex and Personal Lawn Space Act (1682), known spandex-clad aristocrats are given arbitary control over the grassy parts of all gardens in their fiefdom or barony.

So while Mr Hawkins is technically correct, this argument is unlikely to stand up in court. Not even with the most deranged and drunken judge.

I no longer see the darkness, as I purchased Orbital’s head-mounted torches in their closing down sale that was held after their final Brixton Academy gig; along with the baseline from Chime and the vocal bits from Lush 3-2.

This question was asked on 4 April 2004 and answered 5 months and 4 days later on 13 September 2004.