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question from Poy-Poy Pappergaskill
Also, how much is that doggy in the window, and how was he so successfully bonded within the glass?
We have two dogs for you to choose from today, and they are both 50% off. Firstly, there’s a fine looking pedigree Cão da Serra da Estrela, eight weeks old from the house of Rap San Su. His name is Emperor Proust von Atteroy III, or Roy for short. He was bred from a long line of dogs spliced with Egyptian panes.
Alternatively, we have a runt half breed Shitzu/Corgi terrier with all kinds of diseases and several dangerous opinions about freedom of information and traffic policing. He was born into an ill-fitting vodka bottle and has grown with no back legs to speak of.
At half price, each will be a bargain and a talking point for obnoxious garden parties with or without Phil Collins.