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question from Blacktower Overdose

In the song ‘the devil went down to Georgia’ Johnny said “devil just you come on back if you ever want to try again”. Has the Devil ever taken up this offer? Or is he waiting for Nigel Kennedy’s arms to drop off? Also, Does bromide cure nightsweats or is my wife trying to kill me?

You are safe. Relax. Take it easy. Your wife is only interested in your best interests. She is not the Devil. The Devil is your friend. The Devil does not like locusts. Trust the Devil. Trousers. Make time for your wife’s Devil trousers. Nigel Kennedy is not being threatened by your Devil’s wife’s bromide.

I hope this satisfies your concerns.

The question was asked sometime and answered on 1 April 2004.