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question from stacy
are you related to robert smith of the cure? if so, what dish does he usually bring at christmas? i apologise in advance if this has been asked before.
How could I be related? You seem to be confusing me with Robert of Ask Robert fame. Down the hall, second door on the left. He’ll be able to tell you all about how all Roberts - the late Palmer, the hairy Winston, the dishevelled Llewellyn, the white faced Smith and the mass murdering Mugabe are all interlinked. Nothing they do - be it dropping dead unexpectedly, telling us about our bodies, presenting TV programmes from scrapheaps, warbling or killing foreign nationals - none of this is unsequenced or off their cuffs. Which are all from the same tailors - Robert Robertson, in Robertstown, Georgia. No, the other Georgia.